The headline right here was a placeholder, however someplace between drafting this put up and really publishing it, I made a decision simply to go away it as a result of that’s principally what that is: a put up about Usher’s huge dumb hat. (Not THE Huge Dumb Hat, although.) Please be aware that I’m not insulting Usher HIMSELF. I simply can’t take a look at this hat with out laughing at it. It appears like he reduce a basketball in half and glued on a brim after which put padding over it. There’s sufficient air between the highest of his cranium and the highest of his hat for it to depend as his head having its personal ambiance. I feel if he pulled it down all the way in which, his eyes can be peeking out the opening.
And but, he appears so HAPPY in his huge dumb hat. Perhaps Usher simply is regularly in conditions the place he has to inform giant numbers of individuals, “Okay, everybody, write your identify on a bit of paper after which put it in Hat, and we’ll decide three,” and a bigger hat introduced him peace. Perhaps he retains a Weight loss program Coke can underneath there. Perhaps there’s a smaller hat for particular events. Or, perhaps he ALSO is tickled by it. Perhaps we’re all on this collectively.