I really feel like formally changing into a Famous Kook ought to contain a ceremony, no? Like Rita Wilson and Helena Bonham Carter (the previous sporting a costume that resembles a chandelier, the latter in two completely different footwear) usher you into an eccentrically adorned London townhouse and serve you sparking wine in do-it-yourself ceramic tumblers whereas Carol Alt and Noomi Rapace recite the Famous Kook Blessing over you. (That is only a dramatic studying of George Michael’s “Father Determine.”) You then be a part of Parker Posey and Jackée (I LOVE Jackée and really feel she has Famous Kook Power if she desires to unleash it) within the backyard for canapes and gossip. The night concludes within the sauna with Olivia Colman the place she tells you everybody she hates in superb element. You’re then rigorously wrapped right into a chauffeured automobile to take you dwelling alongside together with your swag bag, which incorporates wacky sun shades, a polka-dot Vogue Turban, a plaid cape, a bag of inexperienced grapes, two copies of the latest Nigella Lawson cookbook, and a combination tape you haven’t any approach to play.
